Stolen from a birthday greeting card —
Things you might hear at a food court that sound dirty, but really aren’t (just use your imagination for the pictures):
10. Toast my buns, please.
9. I didn’t think it would be so big.
8. Ewww, it’s all limp and soggy!
7. Don’t you use condiments?
6. Oh, jeez, I even got it on my pants.
5. Do you have to make that slurping sound?
4. I’ve never tried it that way before, but I’m game.
3. Mind if I use my hands?
2. I’m all sticky now.
And 1. That was messy, but it sure was good.
If it happens to be your birthday, have a happy!